FoundersDeck status pages: zero cookies, zero third-party requests, self-hosted fonts, no consent banner needed. One domain, EU-hosted, GDPR-native. Because your status page shouldn't leak data to 14 trackers exactly when customers are already annoyed. foundersdeck.dev

FoundersDeck is live — an EU-hosted reliability toolkit for indie SaaS founders who need monitoring infrastructure that matches their compliance requirements. Why it exists: Most EU founders either pay €80+/month for five separate tools (uptime + heartbeat + status pages + changelog + feedback), or accept US-hosted tools with CLOUD Act exposure — even when those claim "EU regions." FoundersDeck consolidates the essentials into one platform: - Uptime monitoring (30-second intervals) - Heartbeat & cron checks (one curl command, no agent) - Public status pages (cookie-free, custom domain) - Multi-channel alerts (Email, Slack, Discord, Webhook) 100% German infrastructure. German legal entity. No CLOUD Act, no FISA 702, no SCC workarounds. Instant downloadable DPA, public sub-processor list, one-click GDPR export. Free tier (5 monitors forever). Starter at €9/mo. Built solo, no VC, no board. Answering to customers, not investors. Status page: status.foundersdeck.dev