epenis

epenis

Stop pretending. You already paid to be taller. We named the unit. You screenshot the rank. You post the ROI. You call it pipeline. It was always a ruler. $1 buys 1 cm. It falls 1 cm per hour. You cannot fake a charge.

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All-time revenue
$11

Ranked #6459 on TrustMRR

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Founder
majorbaguetteDany

1,376 followers on 𝕏

Founded
August 2026
FRFrance

Revenue is verified withStripeStripe API key.Last updated: Aug 27, 2026, 11:26 AM

Startup insights
Value proposition

Pay-to-rank board where $1 = 1 cm. Height decays 1 cm/hour. Duels are 1v1.

Problem solved

Outbid clones rank you forever. This one goes soft unless you pay again.

Audience

Indie hackers and founders on the outbid.lol wave

B2BB2C~60 users

Pricing

$1 = 1 cm, one-time bids. No subscription. #1 = current top + $1.

Team size

1 person

Funding

Bootstrapped

Domain Rating

0/100

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Additional info

Live at epenis.lol. Launched Aug 26, 2026. Satire of the pay-to-rank wave: decaying height, 1v1 duels, share-to-X cards. No ads, no accounts. Payment is the rank.

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